stop hating myself

esphome/common/media_player.yaml

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+media_player:
+  - id: external_media_player
+    platform: speaker
+
+    # Define the actions Home Assistant will call
+    on_turn_on:
+      - lambda: |-
+          // No action needed, Home Assistant can call this service
+          return;
+
+    on_turn_off:
+      - lambda: |-
+          // No action needed, Home Assistant can call this service
+          return;

esphome/common/mqtt_all.yaml

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+esphome:
+
+api:
+  reboot_timeout: 0s
+
+substitutions:
+  mqtt_root_topic: !secret mqtt_root_topic
+
+mqtt:
+  broker: !secret mqtt_broker
+  port: !secret mqtt_port
+  username: !secret mqtt_username
+  password: !secret mqtt_password
+  discover_ip: False
+  discovery: false
+  discovery_retain: false
+  log_topic: null
+
+  topic_prefix: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}
+
+  # birth_message:
+  #   topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+  #   payload: online
+  # will_message:
+  #   topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+  #   payload: offline
+
+  # shutdown_message:
+  #   topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+  #   payload: shutdown

esphome/common/mqtt_null.yaml

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+esphome:
+
+api:
+  reboot_timeout: 0s
+
+substitutions:
+  mqtt_root_topic: !secret mqtt_root_topic
+
+mqtt:
+  broker: !secret mqtt_broker
+  port: !secret mqtt_port
+  username: !secret mqtt_username
+  password: !secret mqtt_password
+  discover_ip: False
+  discovery: false
+  discovery_retain: false
+  topic_prefix: null
+  birth_message:
+    topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+    payload: online
+  will_message:
+    topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+    payload: offline
+  shutdown_message:
+    topic: ${mqtt_root_topic}/${devicename}/availability
+    payload: offline